we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

Friday, 1 June 2007

Caloo! Calay! The Cataclysmic Hair-tie is Here!

Yay! Long weekend!
I cannot believe this is all the dark depths of my desolate mind can think of to write about...
note the alliteration...
But, alas, it is.
I often think, when I'm sitting at school 'learning' things I learned when I was five, that I would much rather be in London looking at a tube map. I know it is strange, but I would rather spend six hours a day doing this than listening to teachers talk. So, I have decided that I shall spend no more than 20% of my life being bored. Preferably less.
Do you know what my favourite word is? Cataclysmic. You can put it in front of anything and it makes it sound influential and inspiring (note the alliteration) ... for example, 'The Cataclysmic Miracle' 'The Cataclysmic Dawn' 'The Cataclysmic Hair tie'. The latter is perhaps a little strange, but it sounds a lot better than 'The Hair Tie that Changed My Life'.


Jess said...

Actually, it's assonance and alliteration. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Caloo! Calay! Gotta love that. I do!
Super-Duper vocabulary use, Jelly!!

Bridget said...

What's cataclysmic?
And aren't I supposed to be older and wiser than YOU?
this isn't fair. You're taller. You know more.
I'm... i'm ... i'm chubbier than you! HA!

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